What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Women's sports

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What is a question?

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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