What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Lil' Wayne

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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