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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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