How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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hello

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alert('hiiii');

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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i'm not gay

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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