- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Knock knock Get off my porch.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are penis

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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