What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Anagram.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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