how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Does this napkin chloroform?

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Enchilada

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Jared Gough is a slut

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

what do gay people eat?? food

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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