did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What time is it? 10:58

Jared Gough is a slut

Enchilada

*you're

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

what do gay people eat?? food

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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