How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Chuck Norris.

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Six million.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Wats a joke?

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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knock knock who's there?

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

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