Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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