- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Knock knock What

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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