Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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My butt!!!!

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Women's football

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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