What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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