Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Womens rights

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Ken wins!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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