How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A jew go out of a bar

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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