- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

connor sucks

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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