What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Penis-Pump

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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