What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

im a selling a car

thumb_up thumb_down +7

...NO.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A baby seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops