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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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