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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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