- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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