- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How do u shit With ur ass

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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