- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

A baby seal walks into a club.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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