Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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