- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Your Mom.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

wanna hear a joke? not really

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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