- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Women

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Darude - Sandstorm

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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