wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Reed is poopin

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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I'm a like whore

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