How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Sorry boss

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Women's Sports

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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