- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

what is big and white? the moon

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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