What would you rather do or drag a board?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

A woman comes at the doctor.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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