A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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