What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Sorry boss

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Women's Sports

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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