So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Susie has Autism

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

hi michael

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

An iguana walks out of a bar

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...