Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Homework.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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