Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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brian mcgee is gay!

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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1 Jew XD

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Anti Joke

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