what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Japan called... They need help.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Cleveland winning something

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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