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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Nice weather we're having.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

don't look behind you

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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