- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I do last night?work

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Mitt Romney.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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