Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

A Jew walks into a Furness

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Black People.

Hi Jacob You cool

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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