- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Watch your lips.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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