- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

this is a joke

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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