- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Doorbell salesman.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Smart Blondes

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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