Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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It's long!

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a ginger has a soul

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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