Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Do you know what they say? Words

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Where is my tractor?

Obama

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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