If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Woman's Rights

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

How are you? Yes

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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