- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Women's Rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

why did the black guy die? cancer

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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