- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

guess what chicken butt

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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