- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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