- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

women's rights

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

united we sit, cause we're fat

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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