- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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